Zimbabwe President, Robert Mugabe, has always something to excite masses. His quotes, most of them famous, can make your ribs hurt out of laughter. We have dug into his speeches and here are the famous quotes from the old man.
1) “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
2) “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
3) “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
4) “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
5) “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
6) “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
7) “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
8) “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
โRobert Mugabe, 2016
9) “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.
โRobert Mugabe, April 2016
10) “God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
โRobert Mugabe, March 2016
11) “If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an er#cted P@nis in public.”
โRobert Mugabe, January 2016
12) “Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club”.
โRobert Mugabe, May 19th, 2016 .
