Zimbabwe President, Robert Mugabe, has always something to excite masses. His quotes, most of them famous, can make your ribs hurt out of laughter. We have dug into his speeches and here are the famous quotes from the old man.
1) “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
2) “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
3) “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
4) “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
5) “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
6) “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
7) “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
8) “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016
9) “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.
✔Robert Mugabe, April 2016
10) “God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
✔Robert Mugabe, March 2016
11) “If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an er#cted P@nis in public.”
✔Robert Mugabe, January 2016
12) “Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club”.
✔Robert Mugabe, May 19th, 2016 .