There are over 50 estates in Nairobi and most people who live in particular estates have adapted unique behavior which you can easily identify. If you are one of those people who live in the following estates in Nairobi, this is how you are described.
- UMOJA – All alcoholics live here, infact
there are more bars in umoja than shops. - ZIMMERMAN – All prostitutes stippers and single mothers live here.
- MAKONGENI, KALOLENI, JERICHO, MBOTELA, BAHATI, UHURU ETC – All those utahama lini children live here, as for girls, they have 3 or 5 children and they still live with their parents.
- DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA – All role models here are thugs and conductors, in fact here the more you get arrested the bigger your celebrity status. The more cat shoes and silver chains you wear the more your celebrity status. Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni daily.
- KARIOBANGI – The home of all counterfeits, they are so good at this that
they even made their own currency…. BANGLA PESA!!!! - EASTLEIGH – You can buy anything you want here, they’re so good they can clone your mother as long as you have cash. Lakini bomb bomb everywhere!
- KIBERA – Hooligans, fanatics, Ushamba any thing negative resides here. Hapa kila mtu anajua ‘Rights’ zake.
- KAWANGWARE – Home of busaa and very tight security as all the neighbours are in the security industry – Ni Masoulja (Wochmende)
- NGARA – Student centre …..hapa ukitaka kuona dame Masai, Borana, Oromo utapata…Students everywhere.
- PIPELINE – They all work in industrial area.
- BURUBURU, KOMAROCK, DONHOLM, LANGATA, SOUTH B, SOUTH C – All these are Runda’s wannabe. Hapa kizungu ni mingi na mtu akiingia kwa nyumba anaongea Kiswahili ama mother tongue.
- KIAMBU – Hapa utapata watoto wa superheroes, president, ministers, ICC coaches and they’ve super ladies trained to kill their husbands in future once he accumulates wealth to a specific proportion!!!!!