Omondi,who is from Bondo High School,is so engrossed to politics that he answered all KCSE questions basing his answers on political scenarios in the country. Here were Omondi’s answers.
KCSE 2017.
NAME: BRIAN OMONDI.
INDEX NO: 505406049.
SCHOOL : BONDO HIGH SCHOOL.
MATHEMATICS.
- Calculate the speed in Km/h that Omondi will use to run when he see police officer coming with teargas.
-Omera what is!! It will be 0Km/h because I don’t run when I see teargas, teargas is just a perfume buana donge!!.
ENGLISH.
- Construct a sentence starting with the word “Demonstration”.
—-Demonstresson without teargas is not a demonstresson Buana.
KISWAHILI.
- Tunga sentensi ukitumia methali “Yaliyopita si ndwele”.
—-Hata kama Baba aliibiwa kura usisahau Yaliyo ndwele si pite.
CHEMISTRY.
- When you react Sodium and Sulphur which compound is formed.
—NASA.
BIOLOGY.
- Which gas is required in human body to enhance breathing.
—Teargas.
PHYSICS.
- Define the term “Electricity”.
—Electricity is the power which Mwai Kibaki switched off in 2007 after elections so that to steal Baba’s votes.
GEOGRAPHY.
- Define the term “Stone”.
—Stone is a weapon we use to attack police during demonstresson.
HISTORY.
- Who is the fifth president of Kenya.
—Baba a.k.a Josua a.k.a RAO a.k.a Tinga a.k.a Nyundo a.k.a Jaduong a.k.a Tibim a.k.a Tialala.
CRE.
- List five principles of good leadership.
(i) Raila Odinga a.k.a Baba
(ii) Kalonzo Musyoka a.k.a Man Steevo.
(iii) Musalia Mudavadi a.k.a MaDVD.
(iv) Moses Wetangula a.k.a Wetaa.
(v) Hassan Joho a.k.a Sultan 001.
and without forgetting Orengo a.k.a Thiiiiiitima.
BUSINESS.
- List Three things that can make a business to collapse in Kenya.
(i) When NRM stops to use services from safaricom.
(ii) When NRM stops to buy goods from BIDCO Company.
(iii) When NRM stops to buy milk from Brookside.
AGRICULTURE.
- What is land alienation?
—Land alienation is when William Ruto Arap Mashamba grabs your land and claim it belongs to government and say “Ama namna Kani my Fren”.
COMPUTER.
12.Name two components of a computer.
— Uhuru and Ruto (Vifaranga vya computer).
