An eye witness has caused laughter after he demonstrated zero knowledge of the English language. Reporting from Nairobi CBD,the confident eye witness said:
“Today I am saw a very numerous people being beating a thief of phone on Moi Avenue. He is remove many blood on his body and hearing pain. Kanjo tell people ati, live him now! People reply, don’t tell us he must be death. People hear polices coming with alot of lorry .people say police is come is beat us poorly They run as fast as pikipiki”
This particular statement received over 10,000 comments and was shared at least 1,000 times. The guy had a message but delivering it was the issue. Anyway, school went to some of us!