Below is a conversation between two Kalenjins
KIP: Alo tarling!!
JEROTICH: Alo papie!!
KIP: Zaza? how is ur tyustay morning?
JEROTICH: Jonjo kapsaa. Ulilala fiboa?
KIP: Kapsaa. Hata nlihota wewe kwa ndoto.
JEROTICH: Mmmh, uliota nini papes?
KIP: Ati tulikuwa tumeenda haut kukula ile maai ya
masongo naitwa pissa.
JEROTICH: Aaaw!! Usichali tarling, ukifuna nganu utakuwa
songo bia, alafututagula pia.
KIP: Nimepika simu, niko na kuud news!
JEROTICH: Sbill it!! sbill!!
KIP: Nimebata parwaa. Nimeitwa collech ya waalimu!!!!
Ndakuwa hetmasta!!!!
JEROTICH; Aririririri!!!!! hoo hem chii (O.M.G). i am really
prout ov u my tarling!! sasa nkikuwa pipi ya mwolimu
ndaitwa matam pia??
KIP: Mara hio hio!! pepi, saparigom wanapika mimi ngeta,
creto imeisha, have a sblendit day!! lof u soo maj!!
