This Man Writes a Strange Letter to Safaricom…I Can’t Believe We Have Such Crazy Kenyans!

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Below is a letter this man wrote to Safaricom…aki Keynans!!!

“My name is Dr. Adede Owalla , a high ranking pedagogical celebutante and conscientious scholastic Researcher .

Currently, am a professor , department of fornication and degeneracy at Ther Kiteng’ University , Thailands Taigor.

I studied undergraduate degree in women science, copulation and Kissing at Yier Kipudhi University in China , then I proceeded to Otanda Giko Tugo University where I studied Masters in depravity and comprehensive pornography.

I studied PhD in organized sexual gymnastics at Puth Ramach State University in Ethiopia and was given an aggrandizement bestowal or conferment by United Nations for leading in the advocacy for Routine Sex.

With all those mentioned qualifications , I hope you can now guess what I want!

I need a WiFi in my bedroom . Kindly do a quotation and send it via G4S to my home in Bondo.

Another thing, that Woman who say ” Samahani, Mteja wa nambari uliopiga hapatikani kwa sasa ” , I want her to go for a maternity leave. Don’t ask me how? .Just inbox me her number and leave the rest to me. Adwa baye mach!

Thank you.