I used to love Nigerian movies to death before I noticed I was being taken for a ride. Just imagine, how possible can the following things happen:
- The TV still makes noise even if you lower the volume.
- Millionaires have a “gate-man” instead of an electric gate.
- A flashback plays for 40 minutes.
- Women wake up with make-up and earrings in the morning.
- People always ask for a menu at restaurants, but they always order rice and chicken.
- A song is played in the background until it finishes.
- Qualified doctors always refer to witchdoctors.
- After shooting a character and he dies, he sometimes open his eyes not knowing the camera is still on him.
- A ghost first looks both sides before crossing the road.
- “20 years later”… the family dog is still alive!
- A woman wears the same cloth 20 years later
