Kenyans were asked about the worst experience they had during sleepover, you canโt believe what ladies experienced. Below is the experience of each lady:
โAlienda Kwa bafu,akaacha simu Kwa meza nikitulia tuu nikaona message Kwa simu yake eti,,’bro kumbuka ulifanya vibaya kuuwa huyo Dem”nikaamua niingie vizuri Kwa simu yake nione the whole conversation.kumbe jamaa amesema alimuua coz alikua amemsubua sana.sasa let me tell you maina, ๐๐ wacha kajasho kepesi kanitoke.nilitoka bila kusema na nikaenda nikiendaga since that day Kwa wenyewe siendangi mimiโ
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โNjaa ilinimaliza bana… Imgn mtu ukule mchele na viazi adi morning alafu kuamkia morning hakuna bread ATI mnakula rice ilibaki… Alafu mtu saizo Ni karau, njaa ilinitoa uko mapema Sanaโ
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โGaidi iliniambia inaumwa na tumbo niende kumsaidia na kazi kidogo kidogo za nyumba ๐ง๐งMimi huyooo nikaenda kwa bae ๐Acha usiku ifike na ujue alikuwa anaendesha ๐..akiitisha Mali yake singekataa..wooooi ๐คฎgaidi ikielekea kumwaga ilihara prrrrrr ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎaaahโ
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โThere is this kisii guy who used to brag ooh naishi westlands in a 3bedroomed house bla bla bla, he used to drive ile Gari ya wamathe ka demio. Wuee si one day he mpesad 2k ya Uber I go for sleepover, wueee kumbe westlands ni uthiru๐๐. Jamaa lived in a tiny one bedroomed house zile zinakaa bedsitter. Kwa shoe rack I could see some Kong Kong shoes zile ma housegirl hupenda.. Anyway long story short i was never allowed to sleep๐ด niligulwa๐ซ๐ซ. I had to fake a call at 4am nilitoka na giza na mvua, ogopa wakisii๐ ๐ ๐ โ
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โKufika shetani akaniambia nkatae kuangusha mzigo ,,,nkarushwa nje nkalala Kwa verandah had Saa kumi morning,,,ndio akafungua akanipea simu yangu na viatu na sweater akaniambia nimwondokee we nkaanza na mguu ๐ though kwetu haikuwa mbali vile shida n kufuka daraja hiyo Saa kumi asubuhi ๐ค๐ฅบ๐คฃโ
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โTuliromance akanitoa bra akarusha nauko sa mrng nikamshw anipatilishie kumbe Kuna bra ya dame mwingne alikuwa ameacha kumark territory, weeeh alinipea yenye si yangu,๐๐โ
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โJamaa alikula anahara ile mbaya. Na vile alidanganya ATI anafanya kazi na DCI Nairobiโ
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โAta kama ni ww unaweza Rudi Kwa mtu anakwambie umrushe vidole Kwa mkundu na ni mwanaume aki njuguna sitawai heal๐ญ๐ญโ
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โTwo big cartoons filled with emptied chupa za mizinga.,Kitchen uchafu nayo…fridge Iko full bt with overstayed food….kuvuta shisha balcony …..nlchoka tu…in short the guy was leaving a reckless Life..๐คฆ๐คฆโ
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โShort mbili tu na nmwkuja nikiwa na mamioto ukimshika hataki nyumba n chafu na kuikua kumenyesha anaingia tu na viatu ady ndani alafu Amepika mrenda na hajaosha vyombo siku nne hivi nyumba inanuka mara makoko ya ugali hyo maji inakaa mbya ilibidi nifake ugongwa niende kulala kea beste angu juu singevumiliaโ
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โMtu analala na panga kwa pillow na arvs kila kona rizwo na mjulubeng iko na ring we jehova wa tongarenโ
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โWewe unaezamuita tena kwako mtu anakuambia umuekee kwa sim2?โ
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โ๐๐๐๐๐๐ sikua na penda jamaa na alikua kanipromise simu na sikua na simu,infact it was my first day after dating for 2months Sasa namuangushia coz I was interested with phone,alilipa lodge hiyo siku so nikiwa secondary nilikua na date vivulana vya form 1 ,2,3 Sasa nikaona ni normal ๐๐๐๐ hapo niliona hale on earth,nafunzwa na ulimwengu zigo si zigo ๐๐ next Kuna episode 2 nakuja nayo๐๐๐ผโโ๏ธโ
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โSasa kilinishow niende to her her place alafu kilikuwa kanaishi kwa self contained na ni room moja alafu ilipata mimi pia hio day nimekula omena alafu kufika kwake nikapata smepika chapo dengu, goddamit! Nilirarua yiote kufika saa tano ndio hio tumbo mimi fyuu haki kwa choo trrrrr nikaachilia mharo moja hatari alafu akanishow nisiflash ntaflash asubui juu anasave bill ya maji wuueh nyumba ilinuka maiti shiiet nilijidanya naenda nje kukula upepo na ivo ndio nilitoroka nikiwa na boxer,, shiro si uniletee trouser na shirt yangu juu hood niliona babako amevaa townโ
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โChopping board imeandikwa Marcus Muthama sunrise:1975 sunset:2012 ata nguvu ya kukulana iliishaโ
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โKuliwa nililiwa na kukunguni acha ikae taweee siwezi rudi ukoo tenaโ
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โJamaa alikuwa anasusulia bucket usiku,,alafu alilala akiongea sikujua alikuwa anaongea na Nani,ukimuuliza anasema ye haongeiโ
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โMjulus ilikua inakaa nkama iko na marasmus,haisimami na ikisimama ilikua nkama inasinzia yani…niliishindilia kwa pussy kama tambi za stove na ujue chini ya pillow case kulikua na pistol.so I had to pump yayee ata kama haikua na afya kusudi asishike iyo pistol.. after kitu 10mints simu ikapigwa na he had to pick it ivo ndio nilihepa na pistol na kusahau panty…ile msako nilifanyiwa ata sidhani kama nitawai date ciaiti tena ๐ญโ
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โKukuliwa na kuguni yawa Hadi nilienda kubomoa nywele juu zilikuwa zimeigia Hadi kwa nywele…yaani unadoz kidogo unaskia unaumwa ukiamka kuagalia bed niya black kunguni ๐ต…na Gaidi iko usingizi ilizoea kuumwa ๐niliamka nikaa nilikuwa nachpwa na mapepo usiku ๐คฆcjai healโ
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โUyo mjinga acha t,,,,ilikuwa day one ata hatujuani ,,,,ikakuwa hakuna kitu tunafanya tulale t,,,apo Sasa mda kidogo akaanza kuniguza akiongea wee arufu ya mdomo ilinimaliza nguvu ivo ndo nilikaa kwa kiti the whole night,,,,,,six ilinipata kwetu Bila kujuaโ
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โThey say curiosity killed a cat kulikua na hii room flani ndani ya bedroom yake nkamwuliiza ni Nini iko huko akaniambia pia yeye hajui hajawai fungua huko tangu ahamie hapo juu landlord alimwambia key ya hapo ilipotea.. so tukakulana tu poa asubuhi ikafika akaniambia nimfanyie usafi kiac akaniachia spare key ndio nmfungie mlango nkienda…kiherehere nae ninani nlingoja ameenda nkachukua my hair pin na ile ujuzi ya ugaidi na kuanga nayo nikadislocate hiyo lock mlango ikafunguka… lemme tell you maina๐ญ๐ญ๐ญile kitu nliona๐ณnlitoka mbio ata skufunga mlango na adi wa leo sjwai Rudi huko๐ญ๐ญ๐ญnliama hiyo siku nikarudi kwetu gishagi…one of my neighbors hunipigia ati that man huwa ananitafta kila Kona to silence me for life ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโ
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โnlichapaga short mbili akatoka nje bla nguo๐๐๐ cant’you vumiliaaโ
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โNyang’au inalala na kisu apo Kwa pillow,,then akanilazimisha kulala yet yeye Ako online akichat tuโ
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โNilienda sleep over, wezi wakaingilia balcony kama tumelala, wakaingia bedroom wakachukua simu ya jamaa, let me tell you maina I was a suspect coz yangu haikwenda๐๐๐. I hate that guy to-date.๐ ๐. Plot yote waliibiwa and was like nimimi bado๐. Kariuki inphinix yangiri ikumi ingiatwarire ku njagathi into.๐ฆโ
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โNdume inakojolea kasuku na inasukuma chini ya kitanda,๐๐ sitasema venye alitolea boxer ndani ya blanket entire room ikaisha harufu ya downy ikabaki ya makenzi ๐ฉโ
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โI swear ๐๐๐๐๐๐mtu alinikula 2 mins ashamwaga anahema kama tinga tinga๐๐๐alafu anaaanza kujisifu akalala๐ญ๐ญmm nlinyonga aki asubuhi nikaenda kwangu na Ivo ndio tulimaliza hadi nikadelete numberโ
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โWueh, sijui nilie kwanza ndio niwaambie vile nilikulwa na bubu the whole night…..๐ข๐ญ๐ญ na ni kwa giza huwezi hata tumia sign languageโ
*** Kimtu kinashinda kikikushow eti usinipanue saana naweza kosa bwana njeege iyoโ
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โdownstairs hakuwa na kitu ilibidi nilale side ya miguu I can’t waste my time doing nothing ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃโ
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โSasa kilinishow niende to her her place alafu kilikuwa kanaishi kwa self contained na ni room moja alafu ilipata mimi pia hio day nimekula omena alafu kufika kwake nikapata smepika chapo dengu, goddamit! Nilirarua yiote kufika saa tano ndio hio tumbo mimi fyuu haki kwa choo trrrrr nikaachilia mharo moja hatari alafu akanishow nisiflash ntaflash asubui juu anasave bill ya maji wuueh nyumba ilinuka maiti shiiet nilijidanya naenda nje kukula upepo na ivo ndio nilitoroka nikiwa na boxer,, shiro si uniletee trouser na shirt yangu juu hood niliona babako amevaa townโ
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โNilmuita sleep over alafu tukajisahau tukalala… Tuliamka saa moja… Na ikifaa aende saa kumi na moja… Machos ๐๐๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโ
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โNilienda sleep over using my fare, kufika uko jamaa akanilisha omena na managu sijui imeiishi Kwa sufuria 1week sema tumbo kunguruma the whole nyt after nimekula, kidogo kidogo na kiereere yangu yakupegua nyumba nikapatana na nguo za mtoi na Dem full suitcase ๐๐๐๐๐to make the matters worse nikaona CD na Viagra๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐. Alafu rupanya tulikua twingi Kwa nyumba wueeeeh I prayed to God asubuhi itafika saa ngapi nijitoe Kwa masaibu. Wallai morning ๐ nilijirudisha Tena na fare yangu yaani ngulusumu aishituki nkt. From that day I learned to choose who to dateโ
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โWacha nicheke kwanza ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, kwanza ogopa online dating ๐๐๐Kuna nughu tulipatana online so ikawa tumit mchana tujuane ikakataa๐คme nikauliza mbona ety iko busy๐๐๐ikafika day akanshw ananikujia usiku nikakubali weeeh mm uyo 9 nikatoka๐๐๐๐๐ tukaenda kwake maiweeeee๐๐๐๐ mahali analala wacha tu nisiseme nikaamua ata ka n mbali hapa nayo silali๐คธ๐คธ๐๐๐nikafetch mkojo buana ye nae ako zile za bae nikupeleke๐๐๐nikamshw tulia apo narudi ooh,,,vile nilifika inje nikashika simu na Masai shit yangu vizuuri nikachomoka๐๐๐๐๐๐๐kufika main road nikaona giza weeeh home cwez fika alaf kupita police station ni ngori neza shikwa na sa iyo mum anajua nko kitchen nmedoz๐คฆ๐คฆ๐คฆikabidi niende tu kwa mtu nijifanye nmetoka mahali and am late๐๐๐๐๐๐kuchungulia kwa dirisha nikaona nyang’au na torch inanitafta weee,, story for another day ๐๐๐๐๐๐โ
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โUweeeeh nipeeni maji kwanza ๐๐๐
There’s this guy who works in a morgue…so nkaenda kwake nkapata zile freezer za kueka maiti ๐mama yangu๐kitanda io bedsheets chafu…..ill continue later๐๐ขโ
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โimagn unaenda kwa chali n ni first time stima zilikuwa ziko off namwambia akishe lights kumbe hajui kule switch iko juu alikuwa ameomba rafiki keja saitan ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ
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โImagine going 8 rounds and she kept saying harder, harder…then I decided break-up rather than dying in the line of duty ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฑ๐โ
