If you have never interacted with a Luhya man,today you’ll know why every Kenyan lady needs a piece of them. To summarize the whole story, here are the general characteristics of the Luhya men!
1.They DON’T waste time in seduction as all leads to Sexuality.They openly tell you “Nipe vitu nitwange” even the First day you meet.”Mbekho vindu ninyanyekho”
2.They WON’T feel shy advertising their Private parts.”Mimi nitakuswaka msuri kuliko wanaume wotee wenye umekuwa nao”
3.A luhya man will cater for ALL food expenses BUT when you shift the curve to pedicure,clothes/salon…you’ll raise the Greatest debate so far..”Plotry si ni soo,Elfu mocha ni ya nini?
4.Luhya men Do NOT conjugate for Fun,They do it as a race.Young lady,A luhya man can sex you 3 consecutive hours,he sweats on you BUT won’t let you go!
5.They are such mannerless,Even before they taste the “Nunu” They can proudly send you a please call/flash.They won’t fear telling you “Sikuwa na kretoo”
6.Dare should you stick to their promises..”Pep,nitakupaiyako pratoo”Other tribes i.e Luo can take risk.For them,they’ll just say “Mungu atasaitia” Then you wonder..”Was God present during dating?
7.ALMOST all luhya men have similar types of Noses.The two end sides are round shaped.FACT! Even if a maragoli tells you he is a Kikuyu..view his nose first!
8.Unlike other men,MOST luhya men Brag NOT.They will openly tell you their Status..”Mimi nafanya mchengo..naishi ongwaroo
9.They won’t ask you how many men you’ve slept with,They will dearly disvirgin your status.”Sasa utanitang’anya ati wewe ni fachoo,semako tu ukweli”
10.No matter how MUCH they love you,Be ready for their frequent home visits.Ooh,kupalilia matuma,ooh nyanya ya babu yangu amekufa,Valentine,Easter &Christmas eve..They MUST sighn in
11.Dare should you Expect huge MPESA money from them.MJP66R5F3Z confirmed,you have recieved 110 from Kennedy Wanjala…Then numerous messages follow..”Hiyo ndio nimekua nayo,umepata?
12.NOT all luhya men have Huge leg muscles “Indumbu” BUT i do assure you,if one lacks Indumbu! Then his private part are huge to view..worse of all if it erects…it equals a “sugar-cane”
Am done,luhya men…any complain?
