Luos have interesting lifestyle and all manner of drama,but do you know these shocking facts about the river lake nilotes?
1.Luos don’t stagger when drunk, they just walk in Italics.
- A luo doesn’t live in ‘Nyumba Ya Mabati,‘ they live in Aluminium Apartments.
- Luos don’t shout, they talk in upper case.
- Luos don’t lose, they postpone victory.
- Luos don’t fail exams, they just differ with the examiner.
- Luos don’t walk around with phones, they circumnavigate around with cellular gadgets.
- Luos don’t smile, the vessels in their cheeks rotate in a circular manner.
- Luos don’t pee, they engage their urethra in an action of depositing ammonia through titration yawa!
- Luos don’t attend events, their arrival is the event.
- Learned Luos don’t shave their hair, they cut down their academic fibres.
- Luos don’t eat ordinary bread, it must be sanctioned by Baba or Obama.
- Luos don’t cheat on their women, they just love every female equally.
- Luos don’t become broke, they are on financial off peak.
- Luos never slap women, they caress them at an accelerating speed.
- Luos don’t throw stones, they just distribute natural resources vertically.
