Before someone tells you that he is an Africa, there are things he will do that will automatically show he is an Africa. Here are 20 things that define an African:
1. Urinating behind the latrine
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you get old, you’re a witch
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
8. Counting pieces of meat.
9. No natural d£ath in Africa…. your enemy is always the cause.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
