How Current Half-Baked Graduates Are Applying for Jobs. No wonder They are Jobless

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It is important to learn job hunting skills,which include CV and Cover Letter writing and other important job seeking steps.Since a cover letter is the one the employer would use to invite you for interview,it’s wise to take time writing a perfect one.

We have a sample of a cover letter from half-becked graduate who thought addressing an emplyer this way could give him a job.

This is the letter

Dear Sir,

Application for a Job of Management Trainee in Your Company

I wish to express my interest in working for you as a Management Trainee. I am aged 21, ambitious, sexually active and physically fit. I was born in the same clan with your CEO and I believe his genes are well represented in me.

I want to tell you that I was bad news in college, I used to score As, as I wish, even lecturers nicknamed me sharp shooter. I ended up graduating with a second class upper division, a grade only achieved by rare people like me.

Given a chance to work for you, I will outsmart your entire team, even you.

I demand that you offer me a job for the aforementioned position or a better company will poach me, I am hot cake.

Thanks

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