It is important to learn job hunting skills,which include CV and Cover Letter writing and other important job seeking steps.Since a cover letter is the one the employer would use to invite you for interview,it’s wise to take time writing a perfect one.
We have a sample of a cover letter from half-becked graduate who thought addressing an emplyer this way could give him a job.
This is the letter
Dear Sir,
Application for a Job of Management Trainee in Your Company
I wish to express my interest in working for you as a Management Trainee. I am aged 21, ambitious, sexually active and physically fit. I was born in the same clan with your CEO and I believe his genes are well represented in me.
I want to tell you that I was bad news in college, I used to score As, as I wish, even lecturers nicknamed me sharp shooter. I ended up graduating with a second class upper division, a grade only achieved by rare people like me.
Given a chance to work for you, I will outsmart your entire team, even you.
I demand that you offer me a job for the aforementioned position or a better company will poachย me, I am hot cake.
Thanks