Dickson Onyango Mirenga was a student at Ong’eche secondary and he was the boy who scored the worst marks in Insha; this was in 2017 KCSE examination. The worst Insha caused laughter in the marking room after the marker showed his colleagues what it means to be a Luo when it comes to Kiswahili.
Below is the Insha we are talking about
WILAYA YA NYANDO
MTIHANI WA MWISHO YA MUHULA
MWAKA WA 2015
INSHA YA KISWAHILI
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JINA : DICKENS ONYANYO MIRENGA
SHULE: ONG’ECHE
INDEX: 701221003
MUDA: Dakika 40
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Andika Insha isiyozidi maneno 300 juu ya AJALI BARABARANI
ARUSI YA HAYATI
Wahenga na majadudi hawakupaka oliktiga fair and lovely waliponena kuwa M@t@ko kubwa sio isara ya mlio kubwa ya mny@mbo. Tulitoka asubuhi na mapema mithili ya Nyaugenya bus na tukaanza safari ya kwenda Kadenge katika pilka pilka ya arus la dada letu, Adhiambo Sianda.
Arus hii ilikuwa dimbwidimbwi kubwa kwasababu bwana chake Adhiambo alikuwa tajiri, alikuwa na pesa kama saitani. Alikuwa anaitwa japesa wang’e lando (mwenye pesa macho yake ni sambarau) , au Jamoko piere tar ( Tajiri matako yake imepararika)
Tulipanda gari ya Otange express Korowe na dereva akaanza kubingirika gari sembuse ya ndege ya Elikofta .
Usiposhiba njofla, utasituka kilio. Mama zangu akaambia dereva, wuoda, nyon moo alawo arus nyara kadenge ( mitoto yangu kanyaga mafuta, nakimbisa arus ya binti yangu Kadenge). Dereva aliposikia hi , akaendesha gari na sitina mpaka Ojola huku ngoma ya Boyieta ya Nakuja na mbusi moja ikichesa . Kidogo kidogo nikasikia kama mama yangu akaomba ngoma ya Nyar Jerusalem ya Dala mosingi.
Kabla ya kuku kumesa mahindi, gari yetu ikangongana na gari ya polis , nyim kafadha. Nikasikiya kama brek inafanya kruuuuuk alafu gari ikaenda chur mpaka i bel .Manamba alikuwa anapiga kelele ” yaye, idhi nego mon yaye, ma gari moo” ( Unaenda kukufa wanawake, nyang’anya gari mafuta.)
Watu walikufa wote, mpaka mimi.
