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Celebrations in Mount Kenya as They Embarrass Kalonzo with His “Lie Low” Remark.

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Kalonzo Musyoka was embarrassed tonight after Mount Kenya voted to man to avoid lying low.

The Kikuyu, Kisii ,Kalenjin and GEMA at large knew what was awaiting them. In an effort to prevent the worst, even the half dead rose to vote. The Kikuyu certainly knew Raila’s intention was to revenge on them. They, therefore, ensured not even a madman was left behind yesterday. In Nyeri and the expansive Mount Kenya region ensured all bars were closed as drug addicts were forced to vote.

Kalonzo’s recent remarks that Mount Kenya region has to “lie low” when NASA takes power didn’t augur well for the most populous community in Kenya. The Kikuyu wondered, “what on earth are these people planning against us?” In unison, they voted to ensure NASA didn’t succeed with their evil plan.

The votes you are seeing on the IEBC website are as a result of the fear the Kikuyu have for Raila,a man they suspected was not planning any good on them. They voted and ensured not even one vote was spoilt-even the liberal Kikuyu had to change their mind last minute after Kalonzo’s unfortunate remark.

In the next five years Kalonzo will lie low as Mount Kenya, Kisii,Rift Valley  and other friendly regions share the national cake…but Uhuru, being a president of Kenya will distribute the cake equally.