Robert Mugabe is a wise man, he is in fact the most educated President in the world. Since he was born he has been oozing a lot of wisdom and now his quotes are well documented. Below is a collection of some of his best quotes.
1.“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”
6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”
12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”
13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
Which of the Quote do you like most?
14.Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are one of them
- An interviewer once asked me,”President Mugabe,when are you going to bid farewell the people of Zimbabwe ?”,I replied him,”Where are they going ?”
16.Nobody Walks Faster Than a Man Accompanying An Ugly Girl In The Morning After a One Night Stand
17.Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that, one of these days she will remove her wig, wash her make up, remove her nails, and talk to you man to man
18.Sitting Next To Your EX In Church Is Not The Problem…The Problem Is When The Pastor Says “Tell Your Neighbour That It’s Not Over Yet”.