Why Every Single Kenyan Man Should Read This Article!

Why Every Single Kenyan Man Should Read This Article!

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I think the endless discussions of male writers getting wives are becoming boring. We need a permanent solution to this matter and not just opinions from people who are not married. First of all, I am talking as a married man and not a horny boy. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………… The first question you should ask yourself is, “WHY DO I NEED A WIFE?” Some of you young men mnashikwa na nyege, and you think a solution to your sexual urges is getting a wife. A WIFE WILL NOT SOLVE YOUR SEXUAL URGES IN ENTIRETY. Utashikwa na manyege na bibi ananyesha. UTADU? Or, your wife has cramps, or she is just not in the mood for even a week or two. UTADU?? DO NOT MARRY FOR SEX. A wife will not solve your ‘SABINA JOY’ madness. She should a good friend to the extent that you can stay together and plan a life without thinking about sex. If that is the reason you need a wife, your first step is done. ………………………………………………………………………………………………… The second question should be, “AM I READY FOR A WIFE?” What I mean is, suppose this lady says, “I AM READY TO BE YOUR WIFE,” are you ready to pay dowry or start planning to pay it as soon as possible?? Kama huwezi lipa mahari, wewe unataka tu kuhave sex. Again, suppose this lady agrees, and she wants to visit your home, DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE WHERE SHE CAN GO AND REST? Kama hauna keja kwenu, UNATAFUTA BIBI ALALE KWA JIKONI YA MAMA YAKO NUGU HII?? Build a house first, hata kama ni ya nyasi. The money to build should be YOUR MONEY. Sio ile keja ulijengewa na baba yako. A wife needs HER HOUSE, and she cannot feel proud sleeping in your dad’s structure. Stop lowering your standards. If you can buy an account and write over 8 pages daily, MBONA KUJENGA INAKUSHINDA??? Jenga nyumba wacha kupingana na mimi. ……………………………………………………………………………………. Now, once you are sure you need a COMPANION, you can PAY DOWRY, and you have a HOUSE (not necessarily an expensive one), you are good to go because your potential wife will find a MAN. Not a boy who is still dealing with self-esteem issues due to a lack of PODs or POAs. ……………………………………………………………………………………………….. If you are at this level, why the hell do you need to cry looking for a wife? Most of these ladies are also looking for focused husbands. So, common beliefs that it is only young men struggling to get wives are false. Madem hutafuta mabwana mpaka wanashindwa, and they remain single or fall for ‘ANYTHING.’ Don’t be unfair to them by hiding in your house writing day in day out. Attend social gatherings and interact with ladies freely (Be careful with prostitutes in clubs). Ladies have all the intelligence to spot a stable man, and believe me, THEY PRAY TO GOD TO GIVE THEM A FOCUSED MAN. You are an answer to some lady’s prayer. And, most ladies will not make the first step even if they need a man. So, just spot a lady you need, and ATTACK. Some of them will be in relationships, and you will need to understand. In that case, snatching a lady from a confused man is allowed. SNATCH THEM IF YOU NOTICE THEY ARE DATING A ZOMBIE. Of course, kuna wale utakatia wakukatae, maybe because you look like a baboon or you are black like me. But, most ladies don’t even focus on looks. All they need is a RESPONSIBLE MAN, and you should never struggle getting a woman if you are responsible. ……………………………………………………………………… Ukikatia dem akatae, KATIA MWINGINE. HUYO MWINGINE AKIKATAA, KATIA MWINGINE. KATIA WOTE. Hii ushenzi watu wanajifanya hapa ati kupata dem ni ngumu ikome. Katia hao watu wote mpaka upate ule unataka. Na usikuwe kitombi. REMEMBER, we are talking about looking for a wife and not seducing ladies to have random sex. So, chunga sana kwa hiyo msako. BE CAREFUL AND RESPONSIBLE IN THE SEARCH PROCESS. Don’t hurt ladies in the process because they are also looking for you. ……………………………………………………………………………………………. Once you get one, the rest of the process is entirely your own. Kama unataka kufanya harusi, hiyo ni yako, BUT DO NOT CALL PEOPLE TO CONTRIBUTE THROUGH WEDDING COMMITTEES. You can’t earn crazy amount of dollars from abroad and start crying that people should fund your wedding. Huo ni ujinga. FUND YOUR WEDDING. Again, if you want to marry casually like a casualty, hiyo ni yako, and nobody should judge you for that. …………………………………………………………………………………. Now, this advice applies to those who are already writing and have no potential wives at the moment. If you haven’t started writing and you are broke, wewe Katia huro rusichana rwenye ruko kwa ploti na ukumbuke kurununulia chips. If you are in campus, KATIANA KABISA NA UNUNULIE HAO MADEM MANDAZI. Those ladies may miraculously turn out to be wives, and you won’t need to suffer like our friends who are established and ‘wifeless.’ ……………………………………………………………………………………………………. CAUTION: Marry someone with an intention of living the rest of your lives together. Be wise enough to detect bitches that will need a divorce. I leave that to you. Also, don’t marry a wife who will kill you to inherit your wealth

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