Two weeks ago,I was chatting with a Kenyan lady,who confessed publicly that she will rather be a second wife to a Kisii man than get married to a Kikuyu man.I asked her why and this is what she told me:
“Mkisii nyaunyo yake ni ngumu,nono na ndefu,akikuwekelea mara moja unaskia kutosheka wiki mzima.Nimeonjwa na wakisii watano na wote napenda vile wanagaragasa”.
One thing I have learnt about Kisii is that women love them so much that they don’t mind sharing the man.The shocking thing is that they love their arrogance too. The major reason a Kisii man is hot cake among married and single women in Kenya is his game—he is a tiger in bed.
About a month ago,some lady wrote on Kilimani Mums,”aki wakisii ndio dawa yetu.Mimi hata sijali kama mdomo wake unanuka au la bora anipatie kitu”.The update attracted over 4,000 comments from women who also confessed that Kisii men are tops.
The funny thing is that Kisii men don’t care whether a woman is married or no,wanapita na wao.However,they never beg for the thing.Hivi ndio wao huomba,”nipe kitu nionje?”
As we speak,there are women out here looking for Kisii men.Whenever a man introduces himself,they must ask whether he is a Kisii or not.If that man is not a Kisii,the woman will flatly reject him.Now,as a man,if you want to win a woman instantly,just pretend you are a Kisii!!