Before you visit Nairobi there are important things you should know that no one will tell you. Nairobi is the capital city of Kenya and many events occur. When you tour the city, you’ll face the following:
- More than half of Nairobians are poor
- Don’t fall asleep in pubic transport—you’ll be robbed!
- It’s only in Nairobi where we have flying toilet
- Water is more expensive than alcohol
- When you’re being robbed, the best the crowd will do is take pictures
- Nobody cares; everyone for themselves
- It’s only in Nairobi where you’ll get more women than men boarding public transport at night to Nairobi CBD
- Everyone is a suspect
- It’s only in Nairobi where a woman earns Ksh 20,000 but lives in a Ksh 100,000 house and drives a Ksh 6 million car yet she’s not married
- Everyone in Nairobi is a Manager, according to villagers
- It’s only in Nairobi where you pay Ksh100 in a distance of 2 kilometres and Ksh 50 in a distance of 10 kilometres.
- Rainfall dictates fare prices
- Never carry money in a single pocket
- Only less than 20,000 Kalenjins live in Nairobi
- In matatu everyone is an enemy—People are quiet as if they’re going for a funeral
- Only in Nairobi you can move a distance of 10 metres for 2 hours
- Nairobi has 8,000 millionaires and 6 million hustlers
- Taking three meals a day is a miracle
- It’s not what you know but who you know
- More than 80% of employed women cheat