How to Arouse a Kikuyu Lady

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A month ago,a man by the name Muriuki complained that her Kikuyu wife is cold,boring and flat in bed.He wanted to know the trick he would use to arouse her wife,else they will divorce.Today I got opinions of several Kenyans on the tricks they employ to arouse their Kikuyu girlfriends.

I think you know that pleasing a Kikuyu lady is difficult.However,if you want to arouse her until she mo@ns like a defeated cow in slaughter house, do this:

If you are broke,go take a loan and show her money. Tell her,”babe,here is Ksh 100,000,give me one shot and the money will be yours”. She will think for a second and say,”huweziongeza hata 10k?”If you refuse, she will then respond,”wacha tu nichukue but next time kuja na 200k”.That night,she will be all yours.

Another trick a man would use is to give her plot maguta maguta to plant njahe,ngwace nakadhalika.Once you show her that the shamba will be hers,she will give you everything.

Never cheat on her.There is nothing a Kikuyu lady hates like a man who cheats on her.The worst is when a man is loaded.In order to arouse a Kikuyu lady,assure her there is no other woman apart from her.

Lastly,build rental houses and tell her to collect rent and keep it.That lady will stick to you like a tick.