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Funny Phrases Kenyans Use on Daily Basis

Funny Phrases Kenyans Use on Daily Basis

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Kenya is a funny country.There are phrases Kenyans use that will leave you wondering,’where did we go wrong as a country.If someone uses these pharses,it’s a scam!

Ngoja kidogo niko kwa makelele ntakupigia

Nitumie 1k Kuna doo nategea mahali I will refund tomorrow

Maliza shule unitumie makaratasi yako nikutafutie job

Am busy will alert you when free

All I need is love and affection am not after your money

How I wish I could have known you before I married my wife

Hata simpendi tunaishi tu sababu ya watoto

Naingiza kichwa tu

Watchman Aliniambia,”Kuja Tuwekeleane Uzito”,Nilimwojesha na Alinifanyia Hivi.What Can I Do?

Huyu dem ni yeye ananitaka,I don’t even feel her

Kuja usikie bed yangu vile iko comfortable (Team Mafisi)

Huku ni kubaya usiku,lala uende kesho…hata kuna boy Fulani alinyongwa na wezi last week(Team mafisi)

I am on my periods

This is just a friend,huyu ni kama sister yangu

Nitumie credo ya mbao nipige simu urgent,nitarudisha kesho

Kuna pesa nangoja ikiiingiana nitakutumia.

Nitakuja in 5 minutes (Hapo untangoja one hour)

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