Kenya is a funny country.There are phrases Kenyans use that will leave you wondering,โwhere did we go wrong as a country.If someone uses these pharses,itโs a scam!
Ngoja kidogo niko kwa makelele ntakupigia
Nitumie 1k Kuna doo nategea mahali I will refund tomorrow
Maliza shule unitumie makaratasi yako nikutafutie job
Am busy will alert you when free
All I need is love and affection am not after your money
How I wish I could have known you before I married my wife
Hata simpendi tunaishi tu sababu ya watoto
Naingiza kichwa tu
Watchman Aliniambia,โKuja Tuwekeleane Uzitoโ,Nilimwojesha na Alinifanyia Hivi.What Can I Do?
Huyu dem ni yeye ananitaka,I donโt even feel her
Kuja usikie bed yangu vile iko comfortable (Team Mafisi)
Huku ni kubaya usiku,lala uende keshoโฆhata kuna boy Fulani alinyongwa na wezi last week(Team mafisi)
I am on my periods
This is just a friend,huyu ni kama sister yangu
Nitumie credo ya mbao nipige simu urgent,nitarudisha kesho
Kuna pesa nangoja ikiiingiana nitakutumia.
Nitakuja in 5 minutes (Hapo untangoja one hour)
