Full bodied Wakanai has come up with 10 rules for slayqueens who would like to pick him as their sponsor. In his Facebook page, the Maina Kageni fan posted:
If you want me to be your sponsor, follow these 10 rules:
- Do not expect commitment – I have no intention of leaving my wife for you, don’t even suggest it!!
- We are not to be seen together in public!!
- Do not discuss me with your friends – we both know they are gossips!!
- Don’t ask me for money – I am not an ATM!!
- My family is off limits – don’t quiz me about my wife and kids!!
- Do not call, text or email me after 5PM weekdays, and don’t contact me during weekends for obvious reasons!!
7 Certain days of the year are reserved for my family.. This include but not limited to Christmas, Valentine day, Birthdays and Anniversaries!!
- Do not burden me with your emotional baggage ; don’t call me to talk about your feelings!!
- Never tell me that I don’t satisfy you sexually ; I am only supposed to satisfy my wife.. For you, its just for fun, use a banana for Peep’s sake..
Lastly, but not the least..
- Should you mysteriously miss your period, contact your pharmacist or gynaecologist ; I have no interest in your menstrual cycle!!
