Funny writings in Kenyan Matatus

If you have been into a Kenyan matatu, you have witnessed these funny writings:

1. Kuharibu hewa ni bure lakini ukitapika lipa
2. Kama wewe ni demu tutaongea lakini kama ni ndume kulipa ni lazima
3. Hakuna kitu kama dere shukisha hapo,kushuka ni stage
4. Hakuna stage ya 10 bob
5. Dere ako chonjo,driver ni smart lakini abiria ndio sumbua
6. Hatujasema wewe ni mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili lipia
7. Change tunarudisha ukikumbuka
8. Hata ukichungulia gari,hivo umepanda-lazima ulipe
9. Abiria mzuri ni Yule amelipa
10. Ukiona gari haina mbio shuka utembee
11. Mzigo ni motto,wallet na simu,zingine lipia
12. Konda ni samba, mwongeleshe kwa upole
13. Usikomplain tuko excess,ungenunua yako
14. Usikatie demu kwa hii gari,mali yote ni ya kondakta
15. Ukilala kwa gari ita mamako akuamshe
16. Muziki ni wa driver na konda,nyenyenye peleka nyumbani

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