Letโs start the day with the following jokes from comedians. If you feel them,share.
โThere is one mad man in my village who is always moving around saying, “51…51…51…” and nothing else. Yesterday me and my friends stopped him while he was passing and forced him to tell us why he’s always saying 51. He got angry and gave a solid slap to one of my friends. The guy fell down and died instantly. He started saying, “52…52…52…” and the rest of us ran awayโ
โThe easiest way to commit Suicide is to put on Real Madrid Jersey written Sergio Ramos at the back and walk around in Cairo, Egyptโ
โDear ladies, call him today and tell him you are coming over, then switch off your phone and sleep. Allow a brother to clean his roomโ
โDating without the intent of marriage is like driving with no destination, and I hope you’ve seen the fuel prices lately my brother.โ
โSome girls claim they want a God fearing man,but once a man comes they’ll be asking for iPhone instead of the Holy Bibleโ
โDuring sex if she says babe you’re sweating a lot, just know she is not feeling anything and she is wondering how someone doing nothing can sweat…. wisdom is soon adding me a third ballโ
โDating a girl who is not educated is ok until you text her “Good Night baby and sweet dreams ”
Then she replies with “Thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace ” my brother you will not even find tiniest of sleep that nightโ
