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16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ej@culated In A Swimming Pool

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16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong; a boy ej@culated in a swimming pool.

A young man, Tommy Coulter, attending the birthday celebration ej@culated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.

“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.

“Nothing like an @rgy”

Tommy Coulter claims there was no s@x at the party at all and that he only ej@culated in the pool by accident.

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s@x  going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

“Highly” potent sp@rm

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes Tommy Coulter has a rare medical condition called sp@rmafortis which makes his s@men unusually potent.

Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo an abortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.

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