These our beautiful queens you see all over with everything check; you will be shocked to hear what they do when they are alone in the house. A friend of my then expectant girlfriend had organized a surprise baby shower for her. I was in the bedroom relaxing when I heard the chirpy noises and I texted my gal to keep mum about my presence. I locked myself in to give them space then eavesdropped to their conversations.
I overheard one of them saying ‘I feel like removing my bra, si mzee wako hayuko?’What followed next were confessions on the crazy things each one does akiwa solo kwa nyumba.I will not mention all but the ones which shocked me were these;
- Firting loudly
- Walking naked
- Commando style (Resisting panty!!)
- Staying with a nightdress the whole day
- Eating direct from the sufuria using serving spoon
- Sleeping on the sofa asichafue bedsheets
- Kulamba kijiko instead of rinsing
- Eating out kwa kibandaski (kibanda) instead of cooking in the house or passing by the neighbours during lunch hours ndio apewe
- Wiping kitchen floor with kitchen clothe
- Bathing in the kitchen sink
- Drinking Delmonte direct from the box
- Drinking a whole 2litre soda from the bottle without a straw then return remainder kwa fridge!
- Picking and eating a piece of meat imeanguka chini!
- Chewing ile karatasi ya queen cake
- Kulamba karatasi ya yoghurt
- Jumping jumping in front of the mirror to feel the behinds zikipiga makofi
- Twerking infront of a mirror
- Dancing funny funny moves such as booty shaking
- Preparing a candle lit dinner, whole tilapia fish, dressed in a bathrobe only…can’t do this boyfriend akiwa!
- Wiping dusty feet with a kitchen towel
I was left wondering what my girlfriend does when I am not around because all this time I didn’t hear her say a thing! But I am telling you if these are the ladies we have, bonoko sana!!
