Do you know why Kenyan women live longer than men? Here is the answer.
*A WOMAN PHONE INBOX*
MOSE: I love you gal
MPESA: MEB0CLEK1 Confirmed.You have received Ksh3.500.00 from MARTIN JUMA New M-PESA balance is Ksh11,550.00
ALEX: I miss you baby gal
TONY: Are you free I take you for dinner today?
SAFARICOM: Dear customer, your received Ksh.300 airtime
OMOSH: I want to take you to Diani beach this weekend
MPESA: MEB0CLEK1 Confirmed.You have received Ksh5,100.00 from ALEX KENGA New M-PESA balance is Ksh16,550.00
FREDDY: I want to buy you Pizza today btw will you be my valentine?
*A MAN’S PHONE INBOX*
CATE: plz nizambazie credo
SAFARICOM: Dear Customer, you have insufficient funds, please top up to continue using this service
ANITA: Woiyee nibuyie lunch
HOUSE AGENT: Nimekupea mpaka kesho ulipe nyumba ama niweke kifuli
SAFARICOM: Dear customer, you will not be able to access Okoa Jahazi for the next 14days due to late payment
NJERI: Please call me thank you
SAFARICOM: Okoa Jahazi recovered as follows, Main account Ksh.0.04 balance ksh49.95
SHYLOCK: Kama unashindwa kulipa pesa yangu nitauza hii laptop yako kesho
MWENDE: You are ignoring my calls, okay just know that I missed my periods
NANCY: Leo ni Friday, usinidanganye kama last time. Nakam tao
MSHWARI: Please repay your loan before 30th
