This is why Kenyan women live longer than men. See this Shocking Conversation

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Do you know why Kenyan women live longer than men? Here is the answer.

*A WOMAN PHONE INBOX*

MOSE: I love you gal

MPESA: MEB0CLEK1 Confirmed.You have received Ksh3.500.00 from MARTIN JUMA New M-PESA balance is Ksh11,550.00

ALEX: I miss you baby gal

TONY: Are you free I take you for dinner today?

SAFARICOM: Dear customer, your received Ksh.300 airtime

OMOSH: I want to take you to Diani beach this weekend

MPESA: MEB0CLEK1 Confirmed.You have received Ksh5,100.00 from ALEX KENGA New M-PESA balance is Ksh16,550.00

FREDDY: I want to buy you Pizza today btw will you be my valentine?

*A MAN’S PHONE INBOX*

CATE: plz nizambazie credo

SAFARICOM: Dear Customer, you have insufficient funds, please top up to continue using this service

ANITA: Woiyee nibuyie lunch

HOUSE AGENT: Nimekupea mpaka kesho ulipe nyumba ama niweke kifuli

SAFARICOM: Dear customer, you will not be able to access Okoa Jahazi for the next 14days due to late payment

NJERI: Please call me thank you

SAFARICOM: Okoa Jahazi recovered as follows, Main account Ksh.0.04 balance ksh49.95

SHYLOCK: Kama unashindwa kulipa pesa yangu nitauza hii laptop yako kesho

MWENDE: You are ignoring my calls, okay just know that I missed my periods

NANCY: Leo ni Friday, usinidanganye kama last time. Nakam tao

MSHWARI: Please repay your loan before 30th

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