Here is the meaning of each Kikuyu name: Before marrying a Kikuyu lady, understand the meaning of her name.
NJOKI: Normally skinny ,very social & hard working. Hardly get married & are poor in bed. The “maliza unifunike.”
NJERI: Most of them are momos with big booties. They lie alot & are high tempered. Wanaeza ng’oa transformer.
MUTHONI: Brilliant, hypocritical, secretive & very sarcastic & social, they lack self control. When Muthoni loves she loves for real.
WANJIKU: They have a warm smile, very seductive & very social which suits them in gold digging. They are easily irritated. They tend to open their legs very fast.
WANGUI: Huyu ni Peacock, Maringo mingi mingi kwanza akiwa light skin. Has a very low IQ & can be easily manipulated. Always a player.
WAMBUI: Always calm but hypocritical, Are social and knowledgeable, Can make a good wife. They hardly smile, they fake smile & org@sm.
WANJIRU: Uuuuwi Saitani. Ukiwa na Ciru you got a devil with you. RUN RUN RUN as fast as your legs could carry you.
WANGECI: Are known to laugh loudly, they aren’t loyal. When Wangeci decides ,you can’t change her mind..
WANGARI: They got warm smile & a very calm cracking laughter, but look very dangerous when uncivilised, are 2nd best to make good wife.
NYAMBURA: Named after the rain. If you come across her call a pastor to pray for you instantly, wife material. She is the best, hardly smiles.
MUGECI: Lool hii ni fisi, Mucene mob, very greedy, Cross breed ya msapere na mlunje only a chef or mluhya can marry her.
NJAMBI: Are very intelligent, Wife material, Very strong & hard working, they dont get tired, most likely are solitudes.
WANJA: meaning from outside. Beautiful but most of them are prostitutes. They got very seductive attractive eyes & smile.
WANGITHI: Very superstitious, Ni kisirani na wanapenda fujo, are rude na wanakalia bwana zao.
WAITHERERO: Named after south. Agar beauty queens, wana uongo mingi & most of them are witchdoctors if not lesbians
